I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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