we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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