So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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