i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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