We're like a lot better than the average bears
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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