That's when you crack a 10am beer
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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