he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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