You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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