Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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