youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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