Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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