Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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