You surviving the open bar?
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I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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