you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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