Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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