I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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