Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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