god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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