So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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