i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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