I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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