I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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