will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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