theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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