youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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