He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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