ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you had me at cake vodka
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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