It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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