Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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