My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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