The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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