She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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