She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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