i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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