They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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