that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
