A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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