Can Purell be used as lube?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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