I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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