So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've blown a few things in my day
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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