you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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