But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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