hell yes lets make some ravioli
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sext me about skeletons
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
that is very illegal...i love you.
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