What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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