My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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