i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i believe in u and ur pee
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