Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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