My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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