so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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