So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my shit smells like andre
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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