I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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